Glamorous Peruvian Chicken

Glamorous chicken? Is that a thing, Laura?

Yes, my friends. It is if your chicken looks like THIS:
 

Money shot

 This is the Peruvian Chicken I waxed poetic about in the Peruvian-ish Halibut post from a couple of months ago. This particular chicken looks extra glamorous because I spatchcocked it, which is a fun word for a brutal-sounding task - cutting the back bone out of the chicken so it lays flat. This isn't a delicate procedure, but it's totally worth it. The chicken cooks faster, more evenly, and you almost double the crispy skin. Moment of silence for the kitchen shears that snapped halfway through the spatchcocking process. 

I also whipped up the life-changing green sauce to spoon all over the chicken. It's just so good! You  may have read about this recipe back in Jan, but let's go through it one more time for old time's sake.

 For the chicken:
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
Juice from 2 limes
4 large garlic cloves, roughly chopped
1 tablespoon salt
2 teaspoons paprika
1 teaspoon black pepper
1 tablespoon cumin
1 teaspoon dried oregano
2 teaspoons sugar
4-5 lb whole chicken, spatchcocked (see the original recipe linked above for cooking times if you choose not to spatchcock the bird)

Before

During

 

After

Combine all of the ingredients (except the chicken...please don't include the chicken) in a blender or small food processor, and blend until smooth. Remove the giblets from the inside of the chicken and pat the outside of the chicken dry with paper towels. If you're spatchcocking your bird I suggest referencing this video - I can say with full confidence it is 100% impossible to spatchcock a bird and take photos at the same time! 

Using your hands, loosen the skin from the bird over the breasts and legs (try not to tear it if you can!) and spoon about 2/3 of the marinade as evenly as you can under the skin. Spread the rest evenly over the skin. Marinate in the fridge for at least six hours - overnight if you can! 

 When it's roastin time, preheat the oven to 425 degrees. Place a rack in the middle of the oven and roast the chicken (skin side up) for 45-60 minutes, or until the internal temperature reaches 165 degrees. At the end I like to crank up the broiler to high, move the oven rack to a few inches underneath the broiler, and broil the chicken until the skin gets super crispy - about 3 minutes. Keep a close eye during this part, because it can go from crispy to charred super quick! Allow the chicken to rest 10 minutes before you carve (this part is hard but important). Carve the thighs off at the joint, and carefully carve the breasts from the bone.

Roasty

Roasty2.0

For the green sauce: 

3 jalapeño chili peppers, seeded and roughly chopped (keep 1/2 of the seeds if you want a medium-hot sauce)
1 cup fresh cilantro leaves and stems 
4 cloves garlic, roughly chopped
3/4 cup Greek yogurt
Juice from 1 lime
1/2 teaspoon salt
A few cranks freshly grown black pepper
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil

 Combine all ingredients in a blender or food processor and photograph in front of the Arnold Schwarzenegger poster in your kitchen. Blend until smooth, transfer to a bowl, and allow to thicken up in the fridge if desired. 

AHNOLD

Thing of beauty

 We had ours with some roasted sweet potatoes (thickly cut up 2 sweet potatoes, sprinkled with chili powder, garlic powder, salt, pep, and olive oil, and bake at 425 for about 20-30 minutes) and a handful of mixed greens - aka lazy girl salad. 

All day

Every day

Pork Chops with Roasted Poblano Sauce

Big news everyone - I bought a cast iron skillet! I've wanted one for a while but always thought they were crazy expensive. Turns out the un-coated ones are really affordable - like $25 affordable. I bought mine from Sur la Table, but found the exact same one on Amazon for about $10 cheaper.

So what's the big deal about cast iron skillets?
1. First and foremost - they look cool
2. Untreated pan = no toxic fumes = you will may live forever
3. You'll boost your iron intake when you eat foods cooked in them (see note above about eternal life)
4. They maintain an even heat and are great for high-temperature cooking/searing, so you can impress people by cooking a steak inside that they will actually want to eat

I wanted to try this baby out and I thought I'd christen it with some enormous pork chops. You guys - these things were GIGANTIC. Probably a solid 1.5 inches thick. It all seemed very Fred Flintstone - minus the electric range, cast iron skillet, and iPhone to take pics. I made these with an awesome roasted poblano sauce in the same pan, which required a little bit of prep but came together pretty quickly. I'd definitely recommend this!

Massive

 Recipe adapted from here
You'll need:
2 bone-in pork chops, about 1 inch thick each
Salt and pepper
2 T butter or oil, divided
2 medium poblano peppers
1/4 small onion, chopped
1/4 c cilantro 
2 cloves of garlic, minced
1 t ground cumin
1/4 c chicken broth
1/3 c heavy whipping cream (I used fat free half and half, it was weird, don't do it)
Additional salt and pepper

Turn your broiler to high and roast the poblanos a few inches off the broiler, turning to get all sides charred. This took me about 2 minutes per side. Charred and black is what you're going for - this makes the skin way easier to peel off. Pro-tip: if your peppers have long stems, snip them off. Mine caught on fire! Don't tell Curtis!

So fresh and so green green

The right stem is shorter because it burst into flames

Place the poblanos in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Let cool, then rub the skin to remove as much as possible. I ended up just pulling the stem and seeds out with my hands at this point, but you can also cut them out if you're feeling it. Finely chop in a food processor or blender with the 1/4 chopped onion and 1/4 cup cilantro and set aside. Don't have a processor or blender? Just cut it all up with a knife, NBD.

Pork time! Pat the pork chops dry with a paper towel and season both sides with salt and peppah. In a large [CAST IRON IF YOU'RE COOL] skillet over medium-high heat heat 1 tablespoon of the butter or oil. Add the chops and brown on the first side for about 3 minutes. Turn the chops over and reduce heat to medium. Cook through, about 7 more minutes (or until the center of the chop is 135F). Since I got dinosaur-sized pork chops, I cooked mine for 5 minutes on the first side and 10 minutes on the second. Remove chops to a plate and tent with foil. 

Seriously - enormous

Sauce time! Add remaining butter or oil to the pan and let melt. Add the minced garlic and cumin and let it get fragrant - about 1 minute. Add the chopped poblanos/onion/cilantro and the broth and bring to a simmer. Cook for 2-3 minutes until broth is mostly evaporated. Stir in the cream and warm through, then add any accumulated pan juices from da chops. Finally, salt and pepper to taste.

I plated up a whole one for the pic, but I swear this lasted me 3 meals. I broiled some asparagus and mushrooms on the side - just place on a baking sheet, drizzle with olive oil, add some salt and pepper, and broil for about 5 minutes (shaking the pan halfway through). Voila!

Becoming Biryani

I love this recipe. I love it! It's so good!

I love you; you're so good

Biryani is an Indian rice dish that warriors used to eat before battle. Or at least, someone once told me that warriors used to eat it before battle. There is a large chance this isn't true, but let's continue. Naturally, I made biryani the night before Curtis had a swim test at work.  Swimming in a pool = hand to hand combat, right? Anyway, it only needs one pot which is what really gets me hyped up about it.

A couple of notes:
1. The original recipe calls for white basmati rice, but I sub it out with long-grain brown in the recipe below. This requires extra chicken stock and a full 50 minutes of cooking time. If you'd prefer to use white basmati rice (and I really think you should at least once!) you'll need 14 oz of chicken broth and only need to cook for about 15 minutes, or rice is tender. 
2. You could easily make this vegetarian - leave out the chicken, and sub vegetable broth for chicken broth. Booya!

Let's become biryani

You'll need:
1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breast cut into 1 inch pieces
1 medium onion, chopped
1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced. Removing the seeds removes most of the spice, so leave the seeds in if you're feeling adventurous!
1 inch piece of fresh minced ginger 
3 cloves chopped garlic
1 1/2 t garam masala (this is a ground mix of a bunch of other spices - definitely don't skip this!)
1 tsp cumin
salt to taste
2 plum tomatoes, chopped 
1/3 c raisins (golden or regular)
2 c chicken broth
1/4 c chopped fresh cilantro
1 c uncooked brown rice (I used long grain - you can use any kind you want. Just follow the recommended liquid to grain ratio and cooking time!)
1/4 c sliced or chopped almonds
Lime wedges

Heat a tablespoon of olive oil over medium high heat. Add chicken and saute 3 minutes before adding onion and jalapeno. After three more minutes add the ginger, garlic, and spices. Let cook through a few more minutes then add in tomatoes, rice, raisins and broth.

It gets better, I swear

Bring to a boil, cover and reduce heat. Simmer for about 50 minutes (if using brown rice) and stir occasionally to make sure the rice isn't sticking to the bottom of the pan. At the end sprinkle on the cilantro, layer on the almonds, and serve with lime wedges. Make this prior to battle! Or swim tests!

Successfully became biryani!

Peruvian-ish Halibut

I moved to Seattle from DC almost 3 years ago, and the food I miss most - hands down - is Peruvian chicken. Specifically from Pollo Rico. Specifically specifically quarter dark meat, extra green sauce, fries, coleslaw, with a Sprite, eaten cross legged while sitting on the floor in front of my coffee table on a Sunday afternoon POTENTIALLY suffering from being over-served the evening before. (It's happened). Who's with me?!?

You think this would be a recipe for Peruvian chicken, right? It's not. We recently won the friends of friends of friends lottery and got a bunch of freshly frozen halibut, spot prawns, and dungeness crab from a family who goes on a yearly Alaskan fishing trip. They haul in so much fish that somehow even we get a piece of it - trickle down fishenomics. I was looking up different halibut recipes, but I just kept thinking about how I really wanted to eat it with this green sauce. So I made a few adjustments to my favorite Peruvian-style roast chicken marinade, threw the fish in, whipped up the green sauce, and hoped for the best!

Thankfully it was delicious - you should make it too!

You is kind, you is smart, you is important

You'll need:
For the fish:
 3 T extra virgin olive oil
Juice from 2 limes
4 large garlic cloves, roughly chopped
1/2 T kosher salt
2 t paprika
1 T cumin
1 t dried oregano
1 t sugar
1-2 lbs halibut (cod or swordfish would work, too)

For the green sauce:
 [Note - the original recipe calls for sour cream and mayonnaise, but I use all Greek yogurt and it is still super delicious]
2 or 3 jalapeno peppers, seeded (I keep about half of the seeds)
1 cup fresh cilantro leaves
4 cloves garlic, roughly chopped
3/4 cup Greek yogurt
Juice of 1 lime
1/2 t salt
2 T extra virgin olive oil

Preheat oven to 375 F, and place rack in the center. Combine all of the marinade ingredients in a blender/food processor and blend until smooth. Pour over your halibut. Simple enough. You think I could've remembered to take a picture before putting it in the oven, amirite?

Epic food blogger styled photo

 Note that fish doesn't need to be (and really shouldn't be) marinated for a long time, like beef or chicken. I think it would be ok if the fish was marinated for about 30 minutes or so, but if you go much longer the lime juice might start "cooking" the fish. 

Cook the halibut for about 15-25 minutes, depending on the size of the fish. This hunk-o-halibut took about 20 minutes. 

While the fish is a-bakin, combine all of the green sauce ingredients into a blender or food processor and blend until smooth. Transfer sauce to a bowl and allow it to thicken up in the fridge while you wait for the fish to bake. 

After the fish is done, allow to rest for about 10 minutes. I don't know if this is necessary, but I just did it. 

See? Peruvian-ish!

I served mine alongside some roasted root veggies and steamed broc, and went nuts with the green sauce.

So nice I posted this picture twice

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chimichurri Flank Steak

My boyfriend is a sauce man. I'd say an extreme sauce man. One time when we were at a baseball game he got THIS much ketchup with garlic fries: 
 

Slightly unreasonable

Love of the sauce is what prompted us to start making chimichurri. I've tried a few recipes and this one from Bon Appetit is my favorite. There are a few changes in my version below, which I'd say is even better than the original! #brag

I like to use flank steak, but you could put this sauce on anything - chicken, fish, veggies, or eggs if you're crazy. 

You'll need:
1/2 c red wine vinegar
1 t kosher salt
6 garlic cloves, minced
1 small shallot, finely chopped
1 jalapeno, finely chopped (I removed 1/2 of the seeds)
1/2 c minced fresh cilantro
1/4 c minced fresh flat-leaf parsley
1/4 c minced fresh mint
2 T minced fresh oregano
3/4 c extra-virgin olive oil

Combine vinegar, salt, garlic, shallot, and jalapeno in a medium bowl. Let stand for about 10 minutes while you chop up all those fresh herbs. Throw those herbs in there, and then use a fork to whisk in the oil. Remove 1/2 c or so of the sauce to a small bowl, season with some additional salt, and put aside for a sauce. 

Take your flank steak and stab it all over with a fork. DISCLAIMER: I don't know if this really does anything - growing up we always had to stab meats excessively before marinating, so I wanted to keep the tradition alive. Cover the steak all over with the ch-ch-ch-chimichurri and let it marinate for 3 hours to overnight. 

Hello, beautiful!

When you're ready to rumble, set your oven to broil and move a rack to the top of the oven. Line a baking sheet with foil and place the steak in the center. Broil on each side for 5 minutes. When done, allow the steak to rest for 10 minutes. This part is important! And hard! 

Slice that bad boy against the grain and serve with the reserved extra sauce. So good! So fresh! So saucy!

I paired this with a smoky kale caesar, which I'll post soon!

Asian-ish Lettuce Wraps

 Ah, Asian-ish lettuce wraps. These come together super quick and are great for a weeknight dinner. I usually end up making these a lot during Bachelor/Bachelorette season, because I can mindlessly chop while watching 24 year old nannies chase love. I toss the fixins in a tupperware so everything comes together even quicker the next day. Additional bonuses include:
1. You only need one pan
2. You can add a bunch of extra veggies or none at all
3. You don't HAVE to watch the Bachelor to make these
4. This is another adapted HungryMom recipe, so you know it's good
5. This is healthyish, so you might lose 3 lbs
 

Thank you, Chris Harrison!

You'll need:
1-2 T coconut, sesame, olive oil - whatever you have 
1 lb ground turkey or chicken (sometimes I go crazy and use half and half)
2 cloves minced garlic
1 inch knob of ginger, minced
1 8 oz can water chestnuts, drained and chopped  
1-2 cups assorted chopped veggies (think carrots, celery, bell peppers, mushrooms...let your imagination run WILD)
2 Tbsp soy sauce
1/4 c hoisin sauce
1 tsp chili-garlic sauce (Sambal Oelek or sriracha both work!)

to serve:
1/4 c fresh cilantro
lime wedges
Romaine hearts

 I don't have pictures of the process because it all just happened so fast. 

Heat a large pan over medium-high heat. Add the 2 Tbsp of oil and bring to temp, then add ground turkey and let brown for a few minutes. Add ginger, garlic, and the rest of the chopped veggies and continue to stir for another 5 minutes or so, until meat is cooked through and veggies are cooked to desired level. 
Sauce time! Heyo! Add in the soy sauce, hoisin, and chili-garlic sauce and stir to combine. Throw in the drained, chopped water chestnuts and some salt (for kicks). Ok, you're done! Serve these up on romaine leaves and top with fresh cilantro, lime juice, and more sriracha.
 

Neeeki, do you assept this lettuce wrap?

Coconut Curry Chicken Soup

I lived at my friend Emily's parents' house for a period of time when I was poor. I had my own room in a beautiful house within walking distance to the Clarendon metro. I paid no rent and had no chores. I was a parasite from July 2009-April 2010. I am 99% sure the reason they let me stay is because every once in a while I would make this soup.

This soup - IS THE BEST. This is my spin on my sister Karen's recipe (posted 5 years ago tomorrow!), who adapted it from this Cooking Light recipe. It's bright, tangy, spicy, delicious, and more or less healthy. The ingredient list might be a little foreign (and long), but once you stock up on the ingredients they'll last forever in the pantry. The whole pot comes together in less than 30 minutes (if you're a fast chopper!).

Make this soup. Make it! Now! Do it!

You'll need:
2 tsp red curry paste (more if you like heat!)
1 thinly sliced small onion (white or yellow)
4 cloves chopped garlic 
1 inch knob peeled, minced ginger
2 diced chicken breasts
1.5 tsp ground curry powder
1.5 tsp ground turmeric
1/2 tsp ground coriander 
6 cups (1 carton) chicken broth
14 oz can of light coconut milk
3-4 cups chopped fresh spinach
1 cup chopped mushrooms
1 small can bamboo shoots
1 handful pad thai noodles
2 Tbl sugar
2 Tbl fish sauce
1 lime
1 handful chopped cilantro
crushed red pepper 

Heat oil (I use coconut) over medium-high heat in a large soup pan. Add red curry paste and let it "bloom" for a minute before adding onion, garlic, ginger, chicken, and the ground spices. Let cook for about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. It'll look something like this:

Pour in the chicken broth and bring to a boil. Once the soup reaches a boil, pour in a can of light coconut milk. Reduce heat and simmer for 5 minutes.

I thought if I poured this from up high it would make for a cooler picture. IT WORKED

After your soup is done a-simmerin, add in the spinach, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, and pad thai noodles. Allow a few minutes to wilt/soften/cook. 

Wilt! Soften! Cook!

Finally, add in the sugar, fish sauce, lime, cilantro, and red pepper flakes. Give that baby a stir. Now eat!

You're just too good to be true...can't take my eyes off of you...